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The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
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BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT
BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
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i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this
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goodbye wings ;-;
NOOOOOO! This is the cruelest gif ever!
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TOTALLY A MISHA THING
oh god people really? -___-
everyone is latching onto this scene as some cutesy wave thing and i thought dude was just trying to be like “yeah we’d like 2 more pls kthanx”
ACTUALLY, HE WASN’T ASKING FOR TWO MORE BEERS. IT IS A CUTESY WAVE THING THAT CAS HAS LEARNED TO REPLACE THE WORDS, “KEEP IT REAL HOMIE. WE COOL. WE COOL.”
BECAUSE DEAN JUST MENTIONED THAT THE DUDE THINKS CAS IS HIS HERO.AND IN THE FIRST GIF, TWO GIRLS WERE CHECKING HIM OUT AND CALLING HIM HOT AND STUFF. SO YEAH. IT IS A CUTESY WAVE THING.
Dean finally sent Cas flowers. [x]
(Source: kathariel, via apple-pie-impala)
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
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